Available: One Product Pitchman, Ego and Face Bruised

Vince Schlomi mugshot, as uncovered by The Smoking Gun

Vince Schlomi mugshot, as uncovered by The Smoking Gun

Surprising most in his rapid rise to cultural top-of-mind awareness of late has been the ubiquitous omnipresence of Vince Schlomi, advertising product pitchman for Sham-Wow and the Slap-Chop. Thanks to The Smoking Gun, we now have a guide for what NOT to do when you are the face of a nationally advertised set of consumer products.

According to the police report, Schlomi was arrested on February 7th on a felony battery charge after beating up prostitute Sasha Harris in his South Beach Miami hotel room after she reportedly bit his tongue and would not let go. Harris suffered lacerations and facial fractures. More information, police report and photos can be seen here.

Schlomi,┬áSchlomi, Schlomi. If only you had some miracle super-absorbent towels to mop up this mess you’ve gotten yourself into.

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